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Happy mother's day! Darren Aronofsky (Black Swan) unveiled the teaser poster for his upcoming horror/chiller/drama/whatever-the-f-ck film Mother! which opens two weeks before Halloween. Here you can see Jennifer Lawrence holding her own ripped out bleeding heart in her hands yet her expression seems more like she's handing out free samples of pizza rolls at Costco. No really, this is the exact expression Costco sample servers display on their faces. THIS right here. Now whenever I walk by a sample of Costco's red velvet mini-cakes I'm going to think of Jennifer Lawrence holding her gross, slimy heart in her hands. Thanks, Hollywood. 

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A few years ago, a man hacked into Scarlett Johansson's personal phone and stole nude photos contained in it (which were most probably either meant for her then husband Ryan Reynolds or later boyfriend Sean Penn). The photo thief then uploaded the stolen images online. The FBI tracked him down of course and in Dec. 2012, that dude was sentenced to 10 YEARS in prison. Geez, if he'd only waited until this year, he could have just handed out Blu-ray's of Scarlett's movie Under The Skin to everybody and he would have managed to avoid going to prison. Idiot.

Yesterday, another hacker struck again. Only this individual uploaded nude photos of not one famous celebrity, but around 15 famous female entertainers. The biggest target was Academy award winner Jennifer Lawrence. The hacker posted around 10 explicit photos of Jennifer on the website 4chan (NSFW) and he claims to have over 60 other nude selfies of the star. He also claims to be in possession of explicit videos of Lawrence. He describes the videos as being around 2 minutes long and according to his description, they consist of Jennifer performing oral sex on a male, most probably her boyfriend of three years, Hunger Games actor Nicholas Hoult. Not all of the photos of Jennifer he has are nudes though. A number of them are taken from behind the scenes at photo-shoots, including one of Jennifer wearing a red bathing suit, which was most likely snapped during a cover shoot for Rolling Stone magazine two years ago. That is the image I have posted above, because yesterday, right after the photos appeared, J. Law issued a statement to TMZ stating that she is laying down the law (like that?) to any website that publishes the stolen nude photos in question. A statement from her spokespeople said, "This is a flagrant violation of privacy. The authorities have been contacted and will prosecute anyone who posts the stolen photos of Jennifer Lawrence." Seeing as how I've already received one cease and desist notice from somebody's team this summer and am in no mood to receive another one, I'm not posting any of the leaked Jennifer Lawrence nudes. Also, I don't want to say whose team it was that contacted me, but I can tell you they work on behalf of an individual whose name rhymes with Chintzy Noham. See if you can figure it out. Yeah, I know. It's a real toughie.

Although Jennifer was the main targeted victim, a number of other entertainers also had nude stolen photos posted including Ariana Grande (bathroom selfies of her butt), Selena Gomez (a close shot of her bare chest which was most likely meant for her idiot boyfriend), Krysten Ritter (lying nude on a bed - right next to a coleslaw salad (!)), Kate Upton (nude decorating a Christmas tree), Kirsten Dunst (Nude close up selfies. Spider-Man, where were you when she needed you?), Yvonne Strahovski (taking a penis to the eye - trust me, you don't want to know), Teresa Palmer and Lea Michele (Just a face close-up, but still - UGH!). Other celebs who were victims of the hacker were Victoria Justice, however she denied the photos going around was actually her,



Actress Mary Elizabeth Winstead (Live Free Or Die Hard, Death Proof)) was also part of the leak and did indeed confirm the photos of her were real, writing, "Knowing those photos were deleted long ago, I can only imagine the creepy effort that went into this. Feeling for ever, yone who got hacked. To those of you looking at photos I took with my husband years ago in the privacy of our home, hope you feel great about yourselves."."

Sunday night, Ariana Grande tweeted that the photos of her fake, writing, "hell nah.... praying for the people who believed that was me lmaoo... my petite ass is much cuter than that"

Kate Upton's attorney confirmed the photos are indeed of her and like Jennifer, they will go after any outlet that decides to publish them.  Well don't look at me, Matlock. I'm not posting Kate's photos either.

Buzzfeed reports that the hacker posted the photos on Imgur and goes by the username "TehSemynov." in just three hours his page containing the hacked/leaked photos was viewed 5,475 times. Today the page has been removed but before it was, I'll bet it was viewed by members of the FBI and it shouldn't be too long before they catch this dipshit and hopefully they catch him soon, as he also published a master list containing the names of around 120 female celebrities who he claims he has nude photos of, which he acquired by hacking into their icloud accounts. The names on the list include Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco, Parks and Recreation star Aubrey Plaza, Victoria's Secret model Candice Swanepoel,  Hillary Duff, Kim Kardashian, Rhianna, Blurred Lines hottie Emily Ratajkowski and Margot Robbie, who appeared as Leonardo DiCaprio's smouldering hot wife in The Wolf Of Wall Street. When this hacker guy gets sentenced to years and years in prison, I hope somebody sticks a Wolf Of Wall Street Blu-ray in his face and reminds him that Martin Scorsese already photographed Margot in every inch of her glory first and it was shown on 25 x 40 ft. theater screens everywhere last Christmas and nobody arrested him for it. Not sure that will make the hacker thief feel anything, but it sure would make everybody else feel just a little better.

Image Courtesy Rolling Stone.

 

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A few years ago, a man hacked into Scarlett Johansson's personal phone and stole nude photos contained in it (which were most probably either meant for her then husband Ryan Reynolds or later boyfriend Sean Penn). The photo thief then uploaded the stolen images online. The FBI tracked him down of course and last year, that dude was sentenced to 10 YEARS in prison. Geez, if he'd only waited until this year, he could have just handed out Blu-ray's of Scarlett's movie Under The Skin to everybody and he would have managed to avoid going to prison. Idiot.

Yesterday, another hacker struck again. Only this individual uploaded nude photos of not one famous celebrity, but around 15 famous female entertainers. The biggest target was Academy award winner Jennifer Lawrence. The hacker posted around 10 explicit photos of Jennifer on the website 4chan (NSFW) and he claims to have over 60 other nude selfies of the star. He also claims to be in possession of explicit videos of Lawrence. He describes the videos as being around 2 minutes long and according to his description, they consist of Jennifer performing oral sex on a male, most probably her boyfriend of three years, Hunger Games actor Nicholas Hoult. Not all of the photos of Jennifer he has are nudes though. A number of them are taken from behind the scenes at photo-shoots, including one of Jennifer wearing a red bathing suit, which was most likely snapped during a cover shoot for Rolling Stone magazine three years ago. That is the image I have posted above, because yesterday, right after the photos appeared, J. Law issued a statement to TMZ stating that she is laying down the law (like that?) to any website that publishes the stolen nude photos in question, as a statement from her spokespeople said, "This is a flagrant violation of privacy. The authorities have been contacted and will prosecute anyone who posts the stolen photos of Jennifer Lawrence." Seeing as how I've already received one cease and desist notice from somebody's team this summer and am in no mood to receive another one, I'm not posting any of the leaked Jennifer Lawrence nudes. Also, I don't want to say whose team it was that contacted me, but I can tell you they work on behalf of an individual whose name rhymes with Chintzy Noham. See if you can figure it out. Yeah, I know. It's a real toughie.

Although Jennifer was the main targeted victim, a number of other entertainers also had nude stolen photos posted including Ariana Grande (bathroom selfies of her butt), Selena Gomez (a close shot of her bare chest which was most likely meant for her idiot boyfriend), Krysten Ritter (lying nude on a bed - right next to a coleslaw salad (!)), Kate Upton (nude decorating a Christmas tree), Kirsten Dunst (Nude close up selfies. Spider-Man, where were you when she needed you?), Yvonne Strahovski (taking a penis to the eye - trust me, you don't want to know), Teresa Palmer and Lea Michele (Just a face close-up, but still - UGH!). Other celebs who were victims of the hacker were Victoria Justice, however she denied the photos going around was actually her,



Actress Mary Elizabeth Winstead (A Good Day To Die Hard, Death Proof)) was also part of the leak and did indeed confirm the photos of her were real, writing, "Knowing those photos were deleted long ago, I can only imagine the creepy effort that went into this. Feeling for ever, yone who got hacked. To those of you looking at photos I took with my husband years ago in the privacy of our home, hope you feel great about yourselves."."

Sunday night, Ariana Grande tweeted that the photos of her fake, writing, "hell nah.... praying for the people who believed that was me lmaoo... my petite ass is much cuter than that"

Kate Upton's attorney confirmed the photos are indeed of her and like Jennifer, they will go after any outlet that decides to publish them.  Well don't look at me, Matlock. I'm not posting Kate's photos either.

Buzzfeed reports that the hacker posted the photos on Imgur and goes by the username "TehSemynov." in just three hours his page containing the hacked/leaked photos was viewed 5,475 times. Today it has been viewed ___. I'll bet it was viewed by members of the FBI as well and it shouldn't be too long before they catch this dipshit and hopefully they catch him soon, as he also published a master list containing the names of around 120 female celebrities who he claims he has nude photos of, which he acquired by hacking into their icloud accounts. The names on the list include Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco, Parks and Recreation star Aubrey Plaza, Victoria's Secret model Candice Swanepoel,  Hillary Duff, Kim Kardashian, Rhianna, Blurred Lines hottie Emily Ratajkowski and Margot Robbie, who appeared as Leonardo DiCaprio's smouldering hot wife in The Wolf Of Wall Street. When this hacker guy gets sentenced to years and years in prison, I hope somebody sticks a Wolf Of Wall Street Blu-ray in his face and reminds him that Martin Scorsese already photographed Margot in every inch of her glory first and it was shown on 25 x 40 ft. theater screens everywhere last Christmas and nobody arrested him for it. Not sure that will make the hacker thief feel anything, but it sure would make everybody else feel just a little better.

Image Courtesy Rolling Stone.

 

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Tuesday, 28 July 2015 19:34

"American Hustle" Looks Killer.

Bradley Cooper is in curlers and Amy Adams is in curlers but Coop wins the curl battle with his John Turturro hair tribute in this full trailer to David O' Russell's American Hustle. Russell has come a long way since getting into fist fights with Clooney during the filming of Three Kings, as Hustle looks poised to earn big at the Oscars next winter. This movie has got everything. It shows us what Batman is going to look like 10 years into retirement, how Amy Adams handles a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen, Jeremy Renner shows the world what a Joe Pesci and Eraserhead love child would look like, and what Katniss from The Hunger Games would look like if she was on Real Housewives Of Jersey

And I don't know about you, but I sure hope "Daddy is a sick son of a bitch," is going to have it's own custom-made decoration to go in the center of the Lohan family Christmas tree this year. They're the Lohans. There's one for every member of the family.

 

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Nicki Minaj does Elle Magazine. I'd do her. The Blemish

Kaley Cuoco at Paleyfest in Beverly Hills Wednesday Night. Popoholic

Spring Breakers is going to be sweeeeet. Celebslam

The guy from Arli$$ is now assisting Lindsay Lohan in her trial? The Hollywood Reporter

Sofia Vergara was sof*cking hot in 1999. WWTDD

Miley Cyrus wants to get back together with her fiance Liam Hemsworth. I'm sure he'll give it some serious consideration once he pulls his penis out of whatever woman he currently has it inside of. Celebitchy

Stephen Tyler has the hots for Taylor Swift. Evil Beet

Even The Westboro Babtist Church loves Jennifer Lawrence. They still however, really, really hate gay people. And evidently toothbrushes. CDAN

Jennifer Love Hewitt is Maxim's Hottest Cover Girl Ever. Um, okay. Radar

Katy Perry just signed a $2 Million book deal. The Huffington Post

Charlie Sheen wants people to throw dogsh-t at his daughter's old school. Or DVD box sets of Two And A Half Men. Same thing. Doesn't even matter if they're the Charlie or Ashton seasons. They're all sh-t. TMZ

Kate Moss reads Fifty Shades Of Grey. Gossip Cop

Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran spent all night in her hotel room listening to records. Uh-huh. Then I bet they painted each other's nails and watched The Carrie Diaries. IDLYITW

I'll be very disappointed if the Kris Jenner sex tape isn't between her and O.J. Simpson. The Superficial

Dina Lohan got drunk out of her skull at a charity event last night. Didn't buy anything because she's broke but certainly drank free booze all night. Ladies and gentleman - the Lohans. Where every day is St. Patrick's day. Dlisted

Nicki Minaj Image Courtesy Of Elle.

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Monday, 27 July 2015 12:33

Evening Gossip Roundup - Feb 26, 2013.

 

Adrianne Palicki in FHM France. WWTDD

Anne Hathaway doesn't care that people don't like her. Truth: Oh, she does. She really does. Gawker

Kim Kardashian has it all - and apparently it's all in her ass. The Blemish

Justin Bieber must be an IRA member or he's just retarded. That's the only explanation I have for whatever is going on here. Celebslam

Kate Upton on Jimmy Fallon. Um..isn't he married? Popoholic

Sofia Vergara recovered from the "flu" in one single morning? How is that possible? I'll bet she's the Terminator. That's the only logical explanation for it. CDAN

Jack Nicholson hitting on Jennifer Lawrence will be the most awesome thing this week. E! Online

Ha-Ha, Guess which idiot "actress" "forgot" to pay her taxes? Celebitchy

Chris Brown didn't like what Seth McFarlane said about him at the Oscars. Somebody better check on his girlfriend. We all know what happens when Chris doesn't like something. TMZ

Jennifer Aniston is a major bitch to all people. Even big time movie stars. If that kind of thing makes you feel better. IDLYITW

Did Kanye let 'er finish in a minute? The Superficial

Michelle Williams is single. Lainey Gossip

Will the Lindsay Lohan Foundation ‘To Benefit Young People’ be anything like the Derek Zoolander 'Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good?' Radar

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Image Courtesy FHM France

 

 

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Monday, 27 July 2015 12:30

2013 Oscar Winners!

ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE

Initial Prediction: Robert De Niro

Winner: Christoph Waltz.

ANIMATED SHORT FILM

Prediction: Paperman

Winner: Paperman

ANIMATED FEATURE FILM

Prediction: Brave

Winner: Brave

CINEMATOGRAPHY

Initial Prediction: Life Of Pi

Winner: Life Of Pi

VISUAL EFFECTS

Initial Predition: Life Of Pi

Winner: Life Of Pi

COSTUME DESIGN

Prediction: Anna Karenina

Winner: Anna Karenina

Hey, I'm battng pretty good with my picks. Nate Silver can kiss my ass.

MAKEUP AND HAIRSTYLING
Prediction: Les Miserables

Winner: Les Miserables

See?


LIVE ACTION SHORT FILM

Winner: Curfure.

I got this one wrong. This better stop right here and now.


DOCUMENTARY SHORT SUBJECT

Winner: Inocente.

Phew!

DOCUMENTARY FEATURE

Prediction: Searching For Sugar Man

Winner: Searching For Sugar Man

Boy, some of these presenters have more trouble reading their lines than Lindsay Lohn did on Saturday Night Live last year.

FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
Prediction: Armour

Winner: Amour

Which means this movie is SO not wining best picture. Actress, however? We'll see.


SOUND MIXING

Prediction: Les Miserable

Winner: Les Miserables

Les Miserables wins. Ted the bear pronounced the name correctly. Something John Travolta couldn't even manage to do.

SOUND EDITING:

Prediction: Skyfall

Winner: TIE: Zero Dark Thirty and Skyfall.

First time I can remember there being a tie. I predicted Skyfall so I still get the point. Suckas.

 

ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE

Prediction: Anne Hathaway
Winner: Anne Hathaway

The Anne Hathaway season of her winning is now over. Well, that was sure fun, wasn't it?


FILM EDITING:

Prediction: Argo

Winner: Argo


PRODUCTION DESIGN

Prediction: Les Miserables

Winner: Lincoln

Fine. Rick Carter is indeed a very, very good set designer. Minority Report kicks ass!

INTRO IN MEMORIAM

IN MEMORIAM PACKAGE & PERFORMANCE

No winners because they died.

ORIGINAL SCORE

Prediction: Michael Danna, Life of Pi

Winner: Life Of Pi.

John Williams loses once again. As does the amazing Thomas Newman. But they earn $2 million per pic. Do you earn that M. Pi guy? Nah, didn't think so.


ORIGINAL SONG

Prediction: Skyfall

Winner: Skyfall

First time a James Bond song has won an Oscar. Octopussy was a missed opportunity.

ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
Prediction: Tony Kushner, Lincoln

Winner: Argo.

Spielberg is not winning director now. Is he even still inside the Dolby theater at this point?


ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

Prediction: Amour

Winner: Quentin Tarantino, Django Unchained.

Wow. And Quentin just shut down the orchestra that tried to play him off. Well, his wallet does have 'Bad Mother F*cker' written on it after all.

DIRECTING

Prediction: Ang Lee

Winner: Ang Lee

Well I guess now Spielberg can go back to his $200 million dollar yacht.

ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE

Prediction: Jennifer Lawrence

Winner: Jennifer Lawrence

Not a surprise. The Academy is mostly male and they voted for hot babe Halle, hot babe Charlize and hot babe Natalie in recent years. Bunch'a old pervs.


ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE

Prediction: Daniel Day-Lewis

Winner: Daniel Day-Lewis

Even Stevie Wonder could see this win happening.


BEST PICTURE
Prediction: Argo

Winner: Argo

Apparently Ben Affleck was pissed earlier this evening when Seth McFarlane made that Gigli joke. Ben should be glad Seth didn't make a 'Bennifer' joke. An Oscar and he gets to sleep ith Jennifer Garner? Jesus, Ben. Suck it up.

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Sunday, 26 July 2015 18:20

Evening Gossip Roundup - 4/02/12.

Jennifer Lawrence was in The Hunger Games and here are some photos of her from  Esquire. She was very good in The Hunger Games. You should totally go see The Hunger Games. I also get a load of web traffic when I mention The Hunger Games. So yeah. Hunger Games!!!  (Celebslam)

 

Rihanna is now back to black hair. Also wants to play Whitney Houston in a movie. (The Blemish)

 

Alec Baldwin is marrying his hot yoga instructor girlfriend.(WWTDD)

 

Here's picture of a shirtless Mark Wahlberg telling people the winners of next year's Oscars. Even though most of this year's movies aren't even made yet. He should have totally played the mega millionaire lotto this past weekend. (IDLYITW)

 

Kim Kardashian's super gigantic ass says hello. (The Superficial)

 

Paris Hilton gets snotty when you point it out to her that nobody gives a f*ck about her anymore. Don't tell me you're surprised by that? (Celebitchy)

 

Ashdumb Kutcher is playing Steve Jobs in a movie. (Dlisted)

 

Adam Sandler won all the Razzies. Better luck next year Ashdumb. (CDAN)

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Sunday, 26 July 2015 18:14

Evening Gossip Roundup - 3/29/12.

Jennifer Lawrence's movie The Hunger Games (come to me website traffic) just earned $200 million dollars this week so you'd think she could afford a bra. (Rolling Stone)

 

Eva Longoria has a new man. That's two different ones in as many months. How is she not exhausted? (Celebslam)

 

Paris Hilton always looks like an idiot but here she is looking like a Woodstock era idiot. (The Superficial)

 

Break out the scotch. Anchorman 2 is happening. (WWTDD)

 

Who is the secret keeper? (CDAN)

 

Gary Busey is still a f*cking nutgoon. (Dlisted)

 

Why the f*ck is Piers Morgan still whining over Madonna? Perhaps she wouldn't sign the copy of her Sex book he bought. (TMZ)

 

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Friday, 24 July 2015 19:37

It's Maxim's Hot 100 of 2011

 Maxim magazine has released it's annual Hottest 100 women

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