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Lindsay Lohan is having as bad a week as recently ousted DNC chairperson Debbie Wasserman Shultz, what with her Russian fiance's (Lindsay's - not Debbie's) soap opera playing out in front of all of us, but you know who is having a week as great as Hillary Clinton? Lindsay's father Michael Lohan, who after a long, long silent spell, now gets to emerge as super-dad and act all concerned about his daughter's well-being. Somebody should remind him that he has two daughters but I don't think he even remembers the other one. ALI, Michael! Her name is Ali. I'm sure someday it'll come back to him.

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'Sup everybody,

Well it has been quite some time since I wrote one of these to all you fans. Huh? What's that? Fans of who? Um...fans of ME! Who do you think I meant? What's that again? I don't have any fans left? Bullshit! I do so. They write "That's so Fetch" to me on Twitter all the time. Um....what? Oh, that's not me they're writing that to but rather to my Mean Girls co-star Lacey Chabert? They like her more than me? Pfft. What's she done so recently that was so terrific? A movie about Christian Mingle? Ha-Ha. What a dope. Besides, everybody knows I'm more Christian than she is. Everybody knows this. Why, everywhere I go, people always say to me "Dear girl, I'm praying for you." See? Strangers are praying for my soul for no reason at all. Suck it, Gretchen Wieners!

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Lindsay Lohan has been back in New York every since Christmas week and I'm sure everyone feels it's about time she was thrown out on the sidewalk along with all those trees. But nope. Lindsay is still around and doesn't seem to be wanting to return back to London anytime soon. Well that's too bad. Every time Lindsay comes back to New York, she always starts shit up somewhere. Actually, anywhere she goes she starts up shit.

From Radar: Lindsay and her sister Ali were together in the bathroom of Vbar in Greenwich village in the late hours of Friday night when the bartender asked the pair to leave. “They walked in off the street and made a beeline for the bathroom. They didn’t order a drink or anything. They were in there for around 20 minutes and then the bartender started knocking on the door and asked them to come out. When they didn’t come out, he then asked them to leave and Lindsay became aggressive and belligerent,” a source said. “Lindsay came out and her eyes were glazed over and she started yelling at the bartender – who is originally from West Africa – ‘This is New York. You’re not from here." What stunned everyone is when she was talking to him in a mock African accent and she kept asking him if he was from Ghana. "It seemed like a racist attack.” At this point, other drinkers who were watching events unfold and were disgusted by Lindsay’s behavior intervened and asked the hard-partying pair to exit the bar. “They wouldn’t leave and all hell was breaking loose and that’s when Lindsay spat in our friend’s face. The bar then erupted and everyone was yelling at them to leave,” a second source said.

You know, I'm sure Lindsay had her reasons for behaving like a nasty, little entitled snot on this night. After all, it was exactly five years ago now that she told Jay Leno that she'd be back to see him after having just won an Oscar. Now seeing as how Oscar nominations will be announced in two days and she hasn't acted in anything at all in almost two years. Well, that gives her just a day to make a movie and qualify for nomination consideration. Holy crap! She'd better get right on that. Tick-Tock!

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I guess this is going to be Lindsay Lohan's Xmas card. Squatting in some kind of corset thing while wearing six inch heels with a smoke in her left hand while she uses her right hand to scratch her holiday wreath (which thankfully she won't let us see). I assume she's still living it up on her married sugar-daddies dime in Greece and perhaps this is a holiday custom over there. I dunno. If Greece is happy with her they can keep her. And when Donald Trump builds his giant wall straight to the moon, Lindsay will never be able to get back inside the country. That will suck for her. How will she ever be able to accept that Oscar in person? I don't think she thinks these things out very much.

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Wednesday, 09 December 2015 21:01

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Apparently the editors over at Notofu (or is it No Tofu?) magazine must think that we are all pretty stupid because they want us to believe that this is a photo of 29 year old Lindsay Lohan last month in the tropical island of Mykonos, Greece. Ha! We know what 29 year old Lindsay Lohan looks like. She posts photos of her 30 year old self all over her Instagram so yeah, we know what 29 year old Lindsay Lohan looks like. That image above looks more like 2006 Lindsay Lohan. What are you trying to pull Notofu? Although, credit where it's due as they decided to feature a photo of Lindsay grabbing herself a Coke soft drink which is very, very different from the type of coke she's used to ingesting. Very clever way Notofu of insinuating Lindsay loves her "Coke."

Now what in the name of the lord Santa Claus is Notofu (or No Tofu) magazine?

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Good morning. Guess who got an early visit from Santa this weekend? Lindsay Lohan did. However, Santa didn't bring her an offer to star in any movies, or act in any TV shows, or even give her a movie theater coupon for a free small popcorn with the purchase of a Star Wars: The Force Awakens ticket - although I'm more than certain she wouldn't turn that down. No, Lindsay got herself a brand new expensive Alice Temperley designer coat. I dunno. Maybe she's a fan of Inspector Gadget.

Lindsay posed in her new treasure and posted the image to her Instagram for everyone to see. Nothing unusual there. And at least she's not posting images of 1/2 eaten slimy food anymore.

Also, this comment was taking up most of the page - and it's AWESOME!

 

  • josephmccorkle7777 YES I LOVE YOU BABY I REALLY DO MISS YOU! YOU'RE THE BEST THING AS HAPPENED TO ME! THANKS FOR LOVEING ME! AS BEING THERE FOR ME! AND BEING SPECIAL AS A ADORABLE GIRLFRIEND! AND ALWAYS WILL BE! YES I LOVE YOU IN THE HOLE TIRED WORLD! YOU ARE ALWAYS MY HONEY BUNNY RABBIT CUTIE PIE! LINDSAY LOHAN! MY LOVE SWEETHEART FUDGE ICE CREAM! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I WANT TO KISS YOU! BUT THOUGH TELEVISION YES I LOVE HOLDING YOUR HAND! I LOVE YOUR SMOKING SPARKLING FRECKLES! YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY! BABY! I LOVE YOU! LOVE FROM BOYFRIEND SEXY KANGAROO BABE! JOE!

 

Well, he did know the difference between "you're" and "your" and he used them appropriately so I'll give him props for that. See that, Lindsay? Joe does sounds like real a keeper. Sounds like a match made in...uh, somewhere to me. 

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Lindsay Lohan was scheduled to appear at the Toronto Film Festival on Sunday, but the plan was abruptly canceled — and rumors quickly spread the troubled starlet was kept out of Canada because of her criminal record. Lohan was meant to appear at nightclub Set on Sunday at a party promoting her upcoming  psychological thriller Inconceivable. (re: that fake movie she announced almost two years ago at Sundance). But an organizer of the event informed everybody that the appearance was canceled almost at the last minute because “the timing did not work out for everyone to get to Toronto" (re: her very recently separated sugar daddy wouldn't pay her way to Toronto first class like she wanted).

But that's okay.

That gave Lindsay the opportunity to post this wonderful, articulate, touching and intelligent tribute to 9/11 on her Instagram page - on September 13th. From London. While she appears to be wearing one of her father's mesh shirts. And where is Lindsay even supposed to be here? She looks like she's sitting in a torture dungeon from one of those Hostel movies - only this time Lindsay isn't the one being tortured - the tortured are forced to sit down and listen to Lindsay.


They always come back. I love you NYC they always come back. I love you NYC #godblesstheworld #michaeljackson #rip miss you as my real only private friend. For you: god, for all hurts and wrongs, please let me forgive, Allah please let me be forgiven, and all forgive themselves. Please and thank you. (Someone I was with the night before several towers fell, it felt like not a curse, but more like a spell.. What we think in America is not always clear, we don’t have @peta commercials / you just kill deer….with this being said, I’m a girl with a reputation mislead… Like a diamond in the rough, you, now, for 25 years have seen me on TV and screen.. So i am programmed to stand tough. Black or white – in life, rather than love we create a fight of an ideal situation of an unexceptional, yet unacceptable future that @TMZ @Eonline @HarveylevinTMZ & #harveyweinstein ..couldn’t and wouldn’t even care to describe any thought of the people we forget to help when a franchise film comes out and, If money means more than freedom- than stay in California. If helping others is a passion, talk to angelina jolie… If you want to be a brilliant actress, work wth Meryl Streep …at the end of the day- republican or democrats —- BE HERE NOW @oprah and live with integrity. Or go to sleep. The most beautiful life comes cheap. Stop fighting and using artists for distractions. It’s boring… #UnitedNations

 

That's right republicans and democrats - you need to be uh...there with Oprah. Lindsay however, failed to specify where "Here Now @Oprah" is. Does she mean we should all move into Oprah's house with her? I guess so. I just love how Lindsay wrote "#godblesstheworld" and then "michaeljackson." Is she saying that Michael Jackson is God now? Yeah that's it. The old God we all grew up believing in must have retired and Michael Jackson took his place. This must explain why Justin Bieber became famous.

Look! Here's more:

Notice how she never capitalizes "god" but she does for Allah. To be fair she never capitalized Angelina Jolie or Oprah either, but she did capitalize TMZ, Eonline, Meryl Streep and Harvey Levin of TMZ. So in the two times she wrote God's name, neither one got capitalized but TMZ gets capitalized - TWICE! 

Isn't it also precious how Lindsay preaches that these particular individuals are implicit in turning a blind eye away from others in need as "the people we forget to help when a franchise film comes out," yet just last year on her reality series, Lindsay, she was bitching to her life coach(!) how her agent, Jason, wouldn't fight Marvel hard enough to have her considered to co-star in The Avengers.

I think I've spent enough time trying to decipher this foolishness. So I'll just leave with Lindsay's parting sentiments "The most beautiful life comes cheap." Yes. Yes it does, Lindsay. Especially when you're dancing on a yacht of the coast of St. Tropez, France on a warm summer night - like you did two weeks ago.


#NeverForget #LiveWithOprah #DanceOnYacht

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Us Weekly reports that Lindsay Lohan (who as it turns out, won't be winning that Oscar by the time she's 30 after all) spent a four day wedding reception, as a guest, making herself the sole focus of attention and not in the "Look at me! Praise me! Bask in my awesome-ness," that she expects of people to behave around her, this was more in the "Can someone please drive this loser to the middle of nowhere and dump her there before we murder her ourselves?" vein.

Lindsay took guests by surprise at a high society event -- her millionaire friend Justin Etzin’s Italian wedding to model Lana Zakocela -- with some seriously bizarre behavior. First, sources claim she changed outfits four times during the pre-wedding bash, then the 29-year-old is said to have become extremely paranoid of people trying to photograph her. “Lindsay was pretending to DJ using her iPhone,” an insider told US Weekly. “She kept replaying the same songs over and over and [then] accused people of taking photos of her, which wasn’t possible because they took our phones.” During the actual ceremony, she is said to have been on her phone the entire time while also painting her nails, before finally throwing off her shoes during cocktail hour, then, when someone made a joke at her expense during the reception, “she took off all her clothes and got completely naked and was running around her villa screaming that she’d been drugged.” EMTs came and deemed her to be fine. Yikes.

This absolutely sounds like our Lindsay and actually, we here at the Gossip Fox, through the Freedom of Information Act, have obtained exclusive surveillance video of Lindsay running around in the nude that very night. 

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Wednesday, 26 August 2015 23:06

Question Of The Day #2

Will Donald Trump be elected president of the United States before Lindsay Lohan wins an Oscar?

Hell no he won't.

See you all next time for "Question of The Day."

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A former personal driver for Lindsay Lohan named Edson Ricci is suing the actress - celebrity for wages owed to him, while he was working for her during a three month period in 2012. From around the third week of August to the third week of October of that year, Ricci was employed as Lindsay's regular driver. Ricci is now suing Lindsay claiming she failed to pay him for his services during that period. Hey, I feel bad for the guy, but dude willingly went to work for Lindsay Lohan. What did he expect? There are certain things you must expect right off the bat when you go to work for certain celebrities. If you're a nanny working for Ben Affleck he will  sleep with you, If you date Chris Brown he will beat you up and if you get anywhere near Lindsay Lohan, don't expect to get paid and you will actually lose a shit load of $$$$. These are basic rules of life now. Soon, they'll be teaching these lessons to children in school along with "always say 'please' and 'thank you' " and "don't talk to strangers."  

From TMZ: Lindsay Lohan is being sued for allegedly stiffing her former driver, but you can understand why she might not have paid because she had A LOT of other stuff going on back then.  A guy named Edson Ricci claims LiLo owes him $26,400 for transportation services he performed for Lindsay and another $1,439.18 because he claims he once covered her hotel bill.  All told we're talking $27,839.18. Here are just SOME of the highlights of LiLo's life during that time: -- Her dad staged an emergency intervention, cops were called to the scene. -- She was arrested for leaving the scene of an accident after she allegedly clipped someone with her car. -- She was banned from the Chateau Marmont for allegedly not paying a $46,350.04 bill. -- She allegedly brought jewel thieves with her to a party and they allegedly robbed the place.

Great. This might be the only time where Lindsay can claim being an irresponsible, coke-inhaling, booze-devouring, frequent-stealing, convicted felon for the better part of the last 11 years may actually help her. If you recall, this is around the same time as when Lindsay's attorney, Shawn Holley dumped her as a client due to outstanding fees as well.  Again, if she couldn't afford to pay the women who was trying to keep her out of jail how did anyone expect her to be able to pay the guy who kept having to drive her there?

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