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Tuesday, 02 August 2016 18:13

Lea Michele Nude For Women's Health

 

It looks like Melania Trump is not the only one who decided that posing nude in publications would be a good career bouncer because here is the very annoying Lea Michele appearing naked on the cover of Women's Health UK.  I'd love to know who the person was that thought readers would actually want to see this because I can pretty much tell you that no, nobody wanted to see this. Even Lea's mother. It's true. Told me herself. Nice woman. Makes wonderful raspberry muffins.

Lea tells Women's Health UK "When I left Glee, I needed something to replace all the dancing about I was doing. Right now, I feel physically in my best shape and emotionally in my best place. I keep my home almost completely gluten free and vegan, which I think is important because when you reach for a snack at home, then you’re getting something healthy. When I say I splurge – that’s pizza, mac and cheese, pasta; it’s not McDonald’s. Look everyone can do whatever they want, this is just what I do. I have down days. I accept those days as much as the happy ones,” but to get over those down days she says "I make some macaroni cheese, call my mom, pour a glass of red wine and watch some reality television. There’s nothing that can’t fix.”

Uh-huh.

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Scream Queens star Lea Michele (though I actually believe she's like 5th billed in the show's opening credits) attended Comic-Con In San Diego this past weekend to take part in that series live panel discussion along with Emma Roberts, Abigail Breslin and Billy Lourd. I'm sure Lea was warmly received by convention nerds (not judging - I'm one too - and very lonely - forget I just typed that) who were very, very polite when they went up to her and asked "What Marvel blockbuster movie are you going to be in?" Of course, Lea isn't going to be in any Marvel blockbuster movies so I'm sure she instead took a large swallow (of her pride) and told attendees she's actually on a dumb Fox series that only gets 2.6 million viewers per week. Then she stuck out her chest from inside her low baring cleavage dress, flipped her hair and looked around for another celebrity she could run over and talk to instead of some convention nerds. Rude! If I was there, I would have asked her to say hello to a friend of mine on my phone - only to then remind her of this:

 



It's the gif that keeps on giving.

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Wednesday, 14 October 2015 05:54

Lea Michele Calls Her Butt A "Showstopper"

Scream Queens star Lea Michele is featured on the cover of the Nov. issue of Marie Claire. I see the editors of Marie Claire left Lea's "Esquire" tattoo on her leg. That was nice of them - giving free advertising to the competition like that. How considerate.

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Wednesday, 29 July 2015 21:15

Lea Michele Looks...Um....Different.

For some reason, somebody thought it would be a swell idea to invite that fake-smiling fakey fakester Lea Michele to the Hollywood Reporter's Women In Entertainment breakfast event in L.A. yesterday.  Other actresses in attendance included Sarah Silverman, Patricia Arquette, Geena Davis, Nikki Reed, Jenna Dewan Tatum, Emily Ratajkowski, Kate Walsh and Constance Zimmer but the real star of the morning came courtesy of Lea Michele and her giant brows. Wow! Just look at those. It's like Lance Armstrong rode his bike across Lea's face and left two giant tire marks right above her eyes which she never bothered to wipe off. Of course this is not the first time Lea left the house without checking the mirror first. Except this eyebrow situation doesn't look like a mistake on her part at all and she actually chose to leave the house like it. I hope she didn't use permanent marker on those things. That could be a problem for her if it doesn't wash out by Christmas as children will think that Lea used the coal in her stocking to scratch under her forehead. "Aunt Lea, why did you melt down a black crayon and rub it on your face like that? You're scaring us. Can Aunt Naya come over and play with us instead of you. She's fun and you look Mr. Bean".

Now that Glee is finishing up, Lea is on the lookout for her next acting opportunity and you know what? I think she's sending a clear direct message to Hollywood producers that she has decided which timeless, classic character she'd love to portray next.

Keep hoping, Lea. Sometimes dreams do come true.

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At Sunday night's LA premiere of Ryan Murphy's American Horror Story: Freak Show, somebody thought it would be a good idea to invite Lea Michele to the event, forgetting the fact that nobody can stand her. So Lea put on a dress that was probably rejected by Amy Adams during filming of American Hustle and attended the show premiere where there just happened to be other famous people - many of whom are extremely more talented than Lea. Talented, famous people like Oscar and Emmy winner Jessica Lange, who stars in the American Horror Story series. At one point Jessica walked by Lea and as you can see, Lea attempted to engage Jessica with a sunny "Heyyyy," but Jessica just stone-cold ignored the desperate bitch. Oh, man, I could watch this for hours. Hey, I wonder if Naya Rivera enjoys watching this as much as I do?

Apparently so.

 

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Not nice person, raving bitch and overall pain Lea Michele (pictured above looking like Goldie Hawn's boozy sister) has found somebody that's willing to put up with her nasty personality in exchange for living in her $1.4 million dollar Los Angeles home. Why, it's just like the plot of Ned and Stacey. After four months of dating, Lea decided to pull a Kaley Cuoco and have her guy move in with her.   

From Contact Music:

Lea Michele's boyfriend Matthew Paetz has moved into her Hollywood home. The 'Glee' actress has reportedly invited her new beau to live with her, despite only having dated him for the last four months. A source told said that the former dating coach has moved into Lea's $1.4 million Californian home The couple have only been seeing each other since June, when they met on the set of Lea's music video for the single 'On My Way'. The relationship is Lea's first since the death of boyfriend and 'Glee' co-star Cory Monteith, who tragically passed away in July 2013.

So Lea moved a "dating coach" into her home. What kind of advice does this guy have to offer his clients? Lesson #1 is probably "Get fit and then find a rich celebrity who craves attention and feed her all the compliments she wants." Lesson #2: "Repeat lesson #1 until you're saying goodbye to your crappy $900 a month one bedroom dirthole and moving into said celebritries million and a half dollar home in Sherman Oaks. Cha-ching!" Lea came dangerously close to a nip slip at the Sons of Anarchy premiere in Los Angeles this past Saturday when she wore a tiny white Cushnie et Ochs dress with a dramatic front cutout. Oh, and Lea may *wink* be engaged to that dude she's been "seeing" for four months, at least that's what she wants you to think as she made sure the cameras got a good view of the new ring on her finger she was showing them. That may not be true, but he did just move in with her which is nice because now they can split the monthly utility bills between the two of the - aw, who are we kidding? She's paying for everything, and I do mean everything. Whatever. The more horror stories I keep hearing about how she treats people just makes me loathe her more and more, so I can 100% completely understand why the only boyfriend she can get for herself is one she has to pay for.

Also, this ice cream sandwich I'm eating right now is really good. Nom nom nom.

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Wednesday, 29 July 2015 19:09

Lea Michele Is Dating A Cowboy Gigolo.

Glee star Lea Michele must be a huge fan of the 1969 Dustin Hoffman/Jon Voight movie Midnight Cowboy because she's now living out her own version. This is for you, Lea,

From TMZ:

Lea Michele is getting for free what other women pay good money for her new beau has been moonlighting as a gigolo. Lea has been quietly dating Matthew Paetz for the last few months she has very consciously kept the relationship on the down low. Sources close to the couple tell us Matthew has been a hired gun for Cowboys4Angels under the alias, Christian. Cowboys4Angels which offers male "companionship" to lonely women is featured on Showtime's, "Gigolos." According to the website, Matthew is a certified life coach, dating expert and massage therapist charging $350 for one hour and up to $6,000 for a weekend. For $17,500 you can get a whole week. Matthew's profile is now hidden on the site.

Lea has been "dating" Matthew since April, so that's a pretty expensive few weeks for her. I hear Britney Spears pays her boyfriends a lot less. With Glee ending next year, Lea should really start saving her money. You know, Lea, I hear JLo's ex, Casper Smart is recently single and he charges a lot less than this Matthew dude charges. All he needs is a laptop and decent Wi-Fi to text transsexuals online while your busy and he's happy. You a sucker, miss Lea. I wonder what Naya Rivera thinks about all this?

Yup. Me too.

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Wednesday, 29 July 2015 11:06

Lea Michele Releases ON MY WAY Music Video.

Lea Michele, the girl from Glee with the Frankenstein shaped head, is really trying hard to make this solo singing career thing happen for herself. Her first single, Cannonball made more of a wheezing sputter sound than any sort of bang when it was released a few months ago, so I can't understand why Lea insists on releasing more songs to the public. Well, besides the fact that her TV series will be off the air in one year's time. That might be a highly motivating factor in trying to launch a successful music career. Just taking a guess there.

On My Way is Lea's brand new single and in it, Lea spends half the video pawing at a male Ryan Gosling look-alike and the other half grinding up against a dirty motel room door, and you know what? Lea has more sexual chemistry with that gross, icky, nasty door then she was with Ryan Gosling-lite. Lea definitely wants to have sex with that door. Get a room you too. Oh wait there is a room she could do that shit in, it's on the other side of the door. Go through it, Lea, so we don't have to see you grind up against that thing. Children are watching for God's sake.

Lea can sing, but her voice sounds like two raccoons getting run over by a car and that's not going to appeal to male radio listeners. You know what does appeal to male listeners? Nothing! Men are visual creatures. We need stimulating visual aides for everything. This is why 98% of music videos features hot girls in bikinis and swimsuits. If Mike & Molly featured hot girls in swimsuits it would be the highest rated show on TV. But it doesn't. Instead it has 400 lb, Billy Gardell. Girls in swimsuits = high ratings. It also = male viewers, so this might explain why Rachel Berry spends the entirety of On My Way in a wet swimsuit. On the other hand, that doesn't always translate to album success. Nicole Sherzinger's album has been sitting on the shelf since 2006 and quite possibly it'll never see any kind of release at all, and she looks like this in a wet swimsuit! So what does this mean exactly? Hell, I'm not even sure. Maybe it means all relatively attractive female singers should just film all the videos to their songs while wearing wet swimsuits and then hope for the best?

Well then, Naya Rivera, you now know what to do. 

 

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Remember last year when Charlie Sheen had Selma Blair fired from Anger Management after she complained to producers regarding Charlie's penchant for keeping cast and crew waiting while he was busy picking out new girlfriends on porntube.com? Well Glee star Lea Michele just pulled a Charlie Sheen and had her co-star Naya Rivera fired from the series. Charlie Sheen got Selma fired and Lea just got Naya fired. Lea and Charlie need to hook up with each other and make it official. She'll then have access to the best drugs in town to help her remain skinny. It'll be a major win for all involved.

From The NY Daily News: Naya Rivera has been fired from the FOX series days after an initial report of an on-set feud involving the actresses surfaced, sources close to production confirm to the Daily News. Rumors of a rift between the actresses began to swirl earlier this month, with a "major altercation" coming to head on set April 15, Us Weekly reported. But it appears Rivera's disagreement that day was with producers, and Michele's name was caught in the crossfire. "She went off," a source told The News about the on-set spat. "But it had nothing to do with Lea." It was reported that Rivera was "jealous" of the attention on her Broadway-trained costar. Now it appears producers have had it. Rivera has been "written out" of the season 5 finale, and will not return for the next season, according to PopWrapped. One costar would not have any power in whether another returns to the show," the production insider told The News, dismissing rumors that Michele had a say in the matter. Aside from "Glee," both women have endured hardships in their personal lives — with Michele, 27, recovering from the death of her boyfriend and fellow "Glee" actor Cory Monteith, and Rivera ending her engagement to rapper Big Sean earlier this month.

 
The website Blind Gossip laid out the real situation regarding Lea's "relationship" with Cory not too long ago, in which they revealed Lea had an arrangement with Cory to play pretend girlfriend/boyfriend outside the show to the delight of the fans. However, it was all a sham. A sham the cast members were all extremely aware of, Including Naya. So, If I was Lea, the last person I would want to piss off would be her. The article I linked to and quoted above is blatantly Team Lea, but Blind Gossip isn't so crazy about her and they have the details of the situation:
 
Naya found a series of very personal text messages on Big Sean’s phone from Lea. Naya and Big Sean had a huge fight and the two broke up. The details of that fight are in the original blind. As you can imagine, when Naya had to go back to work with Lea, the atmosphere was incredibly tense. And less than 24 hours after we published this blind item… the two of them had a blowout on the set of Glee! After that encounter, both sides came out swinging, each accusing the other of being unprofessional/ jealous/ whatever. But you know what was really behind the tension! The whole cast and crew was in an uproar! The producers and writers were already scrambling to separate the story lines of two other feuding cast mates, the entire cast and crew was sick of the fighting and the tension, and it was just too much. Both actresses were called in separately to talk to producers. The situation was untenable, and one of them had to go. Naya – who we had told you was already vacillating back and forth about whether or not she was staying on the show – simply could not compete with Lea Michele for Ryan Murphy’s favor. Naya was released from her contract and will not be back for next season. In an very odd statement, the producers acknowledged that Naya was out… and denied that Lea had anything to do with it! “One costar would not have any power in whether another returns to the show,” the production insider told The News, dismissing rumors that Michele had a say in the matter.” Riiight. The rest of the cast and crew are definitely not happy that Lea Michele triumphed in this battle. However, they are relieved that the fighting is over and just want to finish out the series in peace. 
 
Naya, who played Santana Lopez since 2009 was the only good thing about Glee. Lea is barely tolerable to watch and I haven't seen overacting that obvious since Justin Timberlake in - well, anything he's ever appeared in. Lea Michele has that show's creator Ryan Murphy wrapped around her finger and he'll do whatever she tells him. As for Naya's part, her rep just told The Hollywood Reporter that "Any reports or rumors circulating that Naya Rivera was let go or fired from Glee are absolutely untrue. End of story." I feel for Naya and if I was her, my only statement today would have been directly to that bitch Lea and it would be something along the lines of this:
 
 
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Saturday, 25 July 2015 19:56

Lea Michele Broke Up With Her Boyfriend

Glee star Lea Michele is now single after breaking up with her boyfriend

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