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Thursday, 28 January 2016 17:37

So, Donald Trump Went After Megyn Kelly. Again.

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Donny "the dickless" Trump has been whining, moaning, pissing, moaning, whining and pissing some more ever since Megyn Kelly, host of The Kelly File on Fox News, asked him during the first republican presidential debate back in August, if he'd like to take the opportunity presented to him then to clarify derogatory comments HE HIMSELF MADE towards various women in the past (including Rosie O'Donnell whom Donny is apparently still very angry with because um...he didn't like The Flintstones movie?) and from that moment all hell broke loose. Megyn became the target of extreme misogyny and hatred from not just Trump's poor, poor suckers supporters, but from Trump himself. Guess what? Six months later, the crybaby is still tearing up over it and feeling all the YOOOGE sads.

We've all seen by now that Donny has no answers to any questions regarding matters facing us all today, domestic or foreign and I don't know why anybody hasn't told him this yet, but "I'm just gonna," is not a sound legislative plan or policy. Maybe that's why Donny decided to skip tonight's debate. One thing he doesn't skip (besides gluing his freshly shaved ball hair to the top of his skull each and every morning) is playing on his favorite toy ever, Twitter. Last night, Donny (or probably his gleaming diamond of a spokesperson, Katrina Pierson, the most utterly deranged-hot-lady I've seen since watching Rebecca Gayheart in Urban Legend) tweeted out the above image of Megyn Kelly photos from her GQ profile from 2010), which criticized her for criticizing Donny for "objectifying" women in the past. I don't even know what the point of this is. Is he claiming Megyn objectified women by posing for these photos? I'm pretty certain that's not the case. Also, has Donny ever even watched Fox News? All the female anchors dress like this on that network pretty much all the time. Here's Fox News pundit Andrea Tantoras wearing an outfit so low cut you can practically see what she ate for breakfast. Funny how Donny's never had a problem with that - until now. 

So Sad Donny is skipping the debate tonight and that's a real shame if you ask me. I would have loved to have seen the reaction on his face when Ted Cruz walked out on stage carrying this truly more honest sign perfectly summarizing the entire Trump campaign.



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