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Tuesday, 15 September 2015 00:00

Lindsay Lohan Posts Bizarre Um..."Tribute" to 9/11

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Lindsay Lohan was scheduled to appear at the Toronto Film Festival on Sunday, but the plan was abruptly canceled — and rumors quickly spread the troubled starlet was kept out of Canada because of her criminal record. Lohan was meant to appear at nightclub Set on Sunday at a party promoting her upcoming  psychological thriller Inconceivable. (re: that fake movie she announced almost two years ago at Sundance). But an organizer of the event informed everybody that the appearance was canceled almost at the last minute because “the timing did not work out for everyone to get to Toronto" (re: her very recently separated sugar daddy wouldn't pay her way to Toronto first class like she wanted).

But that's okay.

That gave Lindsay the opportunity to post this wonderful, articulate, touching and intelligent tribute to 9/11 on her Instagram page - on September 13th. From London. While she appears to be wearing one of her father's mesh shirts. And where is Lindsay even supposed to be here? She looks like she's sitting in a torture dungeon from one of those Hostel movies - only this time Lindsay isn't the one being tortured - the tortured are forced to sit down and listen to Lindsay.

They always come back. I love you NYC they always come back. I love you NYC #godblesstheworld #michaeljackson #rip miss you as my real only private friend. For you: god, for all hurts and wrongs, please let me forgive, Allah please let me be forgiven, and all forgive themselves. Please and thank you. (Someone I was with the night before several towers fell, it felt like not a curse, but more like a spell.. What we think in America is not always clear, we don’t have @peta commercials / you just kill deer….with this being said, I’m a girl with a reputation mislead… Like a diamond in the rough, you, now, for 25 years have seen me on TV and screen.. So i am programmed to stand tough. Black or white – in life, rather than love we create a fight of an ideal situation of an unexceptional, yet unacceptable future that @TMZ @Eonline @HarveylevinTMZ & #harveyweinstein ..couldn’t and wouldn’t even care to describe any thought of the people we forget to help when a franchise film comes out and, If money means more than freedom- than stay in California. If helping others is a passion, talk to angelina jolie… If you want to be a brilliant actress, work wth Meryl Streep …at the end of the day- republican or democrats —- BE HERE NOW @oprah and live with integrity. Or go to sleep. The most beautiful life comes cheap. Stop fighting and using artists for distractions. It’s boring… #UnitedNations


That's right republicans and democrats - you need to be uh...there with Oprah. Lindsay however, failed to specify where "Here Now @Oprah" is. Does she mean we should all move into Oprah's house with her? I guess so. I just love how Lindsay wrote "#godblesstheworld" and then "michaeljackson." Is she saying that Michael Jackson is God now? Yeah that's it. The old God we all grew up believing in must have retired and Michael Jackson took his place. This must explain why Justin Bieber became famous.

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Notice how she never capitalizes "god" but she does for Allah. To be fair she never capitalized Angelina Jolie or Oprah either, but she did capitalize TMZ, Eonline, Meryl Streep and Harvey Levin of TMZ. So in the two times she wrote God's name, neither one got capitalized but TMZ gets capitalized - TWICE! 

Isn't it also precious how Lindsay preaches that these particular individuals are implicit in turning a blind eye away from others in need as "the people we forget to help when a franchise film comes out," yet just last year on her reality series, Lindsay, she was bitching to her life coach(!) how her agent, Jason, wouldn't fight Marvel hard enough to have her considered to co-star in The Avengers.

I think I've spent enough time trying to decipher this foolishness. So I'll just leave with Lindsay's parting sentiments "The most beautiful life comes cheap." Yes. Yes it does, Lindsay. Especially when you're dancing on a yacht of the coast of St. Tropez, France on a warm summer night - like you did two weeks ago.

#NeverForget #LiveWithOprah #DanceOnYacht

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